Actor needed for a 1 minute educational weight loss video in a humorous style

Hi, I'd need an "humorus" "acting" video with an educational point. I recently wrote a post on one of my sites about how many calories we all take in a day by drinking sugary sodas and garbage. The point was to stop drinking your calories and drink only water. For this, I though it would be a great visualization to show how quickly one can gulp down a can of soda (about 250 calories) while eating 250 calories (in the form of a burger for example) takes much more time and you feel a lot fuller at the end... thus there is real danger in drinking your calories and you don't even notice it. This is what I'd like to visualize in a video: someone drinking 250 calories in 10 seconds or so (well, as fast as you can drink it), and contrast that with how long it takes to eat the same amount of calories. Of course this should be done in an interesting and drink only water way that gets the point across. I'm flexible on the details and I currently only have this as an idea, nothing is fixed, so I'm open for your suggestions. The video should be short, max 90 seconds, so there's not much work involved. Let me know if you're interested.