Need thisiswhyimbroke com similar wordpress theme - repost

I am looking for a nearly identical theme and style to www thisiswhyimbroke dot com Please even upload logos and even include 3 or 4 sample products from their site so I can see that the theme you have given me is 99%-100% identical. If you have already done this theme or you think you can do this very quickly, link me to an existing wordpress site you have access to. Include your username somewhere on the wordpress page so I know you have access to that server and it is your work. After I see that this theme is what I want, I will accept your bid almost immediately (if I'm not sleeping). I'm mostly interested in the site's functionality, as it is on the original site. Theme used is ProSense Grey. Theme is located here: [login to view URL] It also uses the Infinite Scroll jQuery Plugin. Infinite Scroll is here:[login to view URL] Both items are free. Bid $30 - $50 only as this is all I willing to pay. There is a need to add additional customizations in to the theme in future, so we are looking to build a long term relationship with the selected developer.