seo asst wanted urgently

I am in need of a seo to assist me in a project .. I am presently pre-occupied with other activities and hence require a friend in the same proffession to assist and Join me .... this will help each other to share ideas and knowledge ... present requirement is to acheive ranking in 1st page of google and yahoo for specified keywords .... I entertain only those within India ..... associating with me will help in further projects which are in pipeline .... present offer is for 30 $ only ... once results are shown , more projects will be provided......