Install reddit code + tweak sitewide CSS

I need someone to: 1. Help me find a decent / low priced VPS in EU running Ubuntu Ubuntu 12.04.3 LTS (Precise Pangolin) (FOR easy reddit code installation) 2. Patch up any security holes after installation 3. Change sitewide language to the language of my choice (the code HAS the language already built in, I just need it to be default) 4. I need to REMOVE all reddit logos from their flair pages and header. 5. Edit the CSS so the whole site looks like this: [login to view URL] I want it totally minimal, it does not have to look exactly like the picture but close to it. I want the footer gone, no logo, just the top bar (and most default subreddits, it is missing in the picture but I would want to keep those). I've installed reddit myself as with Precise Pangolin it is as easy as running two commands. But I am not familiar with Python and I want to make changes to the look / feel of the site and don't have time to learn.