Come up with Catchy Phrases to be printed on niche specific T-shirts

1. Doing research and coming up with Fresh & Original Catch Phrases and Slogans to be Printed on niche specific T-shirts Example of Niches Jobs - Mechanic, Accountant, Math Teacher, Speech Language Pathologist, Nurse Hobbies - Quilting, Skiing, Karate, Motorcycling, Horse Riding Example of Phrases that have worked in the past : - Mechanic - 1. My craft allows me to fix anything in the world I possess a skill set 98% of the population can't do I'm the last of a dying breed of people who aren't afraid to get their hands dirty. 2. Curious enough to take it apart Skilled enough to put it back together Clever enough to hide the extra parts when I'm done 3. Mechanics were created because engineers need heroes too 4. You can never have too much sex, tools or horse power - Horse Riding - 1. Leave me alone I'm only talking to my horse today 2. Breathe deep because no one will ever understand your love for that horse smell or the peace it brings the soul 3. I Ride Horses which means I own pitchforks have the strength to haul hay, and I have the guts to scream at a half-ton animal after being kicked you will not be a problem 4. It was love at first ride