299096 XXX Dialer

Hello, I need a program that is invisible (not shown in process tray in XP / NT / win98) and does the following: - checks if the computer its installed on has a modem, if not deletes itself - checks the time the system has been idle for. if idle for 2h : - calls a sexdialer executable which has already been made and located in the same dir - makes it run in invisible mode - makes the modem dial in silent mode - gives it a 5min period to connect, if not connected by then kills the dialer and goes to sleep for another 2 hours - if connected, stays connected for a random nuber of minutes, between 5 and 10, after that disconnects, and removes both files from computer - if any keyboard key is pressed while the dialer dials, it should kill the dialer and remove both the dialer and program from computer THIS PROGRAM IS NEEDED FOR DEMONSTRATIONAL PURPOSES I need this ASAP ...