Any Real Developers? PHP, MySQL, AJAX plus

Looking for one Expert Drupal / Joomla / Wordpress / Magento developer. You don't need to know design, we've got designers who take care of all the design issues. But, if you can do small tasks in PS/Gimp that will be handy, but it's certainly not required. Are you a good fit for us? We've got a small starter project for you. Do well on this one small starter project and we'll give you another project and another project and another project and another project... You must be an Expert with Drupal, Joomla and Wordpress. You must be able to email with us in Fluent English. You can work whenever you want. We pay once each week. We never pay in-advance. We never post escrow. Won't work with any type of broker or middleman. You must be the actual coder. We work with individual coders only. We work direct with our vendors. Details of this small, starter project will be shared inside the PMB with qualified vendors. Our experience has always been best with vendors in Latin America/Central America and Eastern Europe. You will be given preference. Post an offer of $1,111 and 11 days (no Milestone payment) on this small starter project so I know you've read this and understand English. Place an offer of anything other than $1,111 and 11 days and you'll be ignored, I promise. Please don't waste my time or yours with nonsense. Offers from: newbies, fake profiles, audit/sting profiles, stale profiles, dormant profiles, ridiculously over-priced US-tech washouts, way over-priced 3rd worlders or any idiot who posts contact information are not welcome and will be Ignored. If you're a real provider, with real experience, post an offer, message and then we'll chat in the PMB. Thanks for Your Time! Matt