An unusual approach to marketing my services through this site

Firstly, please, don't just bid, definitely don't auto-bid, read this through carefully ... and then bid. There's a question you need to answer within the project description. Please make sure you answer it. Secondly, no template bids. This project needs you to address specifics within the project, and I can spot someone trotting out the same bid they do to everybody a mile off. Thirdly, no silly cut price bidding just to win me over. I'd rather pay a higher price for a quality job. Finally this is NOT a full time job. ++++++++++++++ I've been a member of this site almost ten years. I am primarily a commercial photographer, and I want you to source me business from your clients who wouldn't normally use this site. These are the fields I work in, firstly in my studio: small product photography, pack-shots, photographic advertising content, fashion, lingerie, swimwear, fitness, glamour, dance, fine art and erotic nude, model and performance portfolios, literary illustrations; and secondly on location up to two hours drive from my base in West Sussex, UK: all of the above plus event photography, sports photography, product launches and virtual tours. I have had clients here on this site send me work from as far away as New Zealand, Australia, China, Malaysia, India and the USA, and on this site alone I've worked for clients on four different continents, plus, over all my income sources, worldwide in print, online and on TV. But I have spare capacity ... and that's where you come in. Bring me work which you sell on my behalf as my agent from clients who are not on this site, and I'll pay you 10% of the value of the job. I'll even pay your seller fees from this site up to a further 10% of the job value. Bring me just a qualified lead which I have to sell myself, and I'll pay you 5% of the value of the job if and only if I sell it. Bring me more than GBP 5000 (USD 6000 / EUR 6500) worth of work and I'll start increasing your commission rate. You can be anywhere in the world provided I am not barred from undertaking such work by UK law. I reserve the right not to accept work from certain countries. Other than that, as long as I can shoot the photos here and it fits in with my availability, then I will do the work. This is an ongoing opportunity. Let's make money together. Whatever you bid, progressive milestone payments will need to be created as we go along. Finally I said there was going to be a question, and this you've got to answer to be considered. What was the fifth word after "fashion". Remember, what you bid is the commission you'd like to earn from me. Happy bidding IMPORTANT: all work I undertake must comply with UK law. Some products imported to the UK from certain other countries incur import duties.