Custom Kali linux distro made for me.

Just as the title says, I want a custom Kali Linux distro made for me and given to me in the form of an .ISO file. Here's what I want custom on it. -I have a 2017 Macbook Pro 15" with TouchBar. See attached image for more details on my system. Currently many items do not work natively with Kali on my Macbook Pro. The keyboard and trackpad don't work at all for starters. Many of the adapters don't work (internal wifi). The touchbar doesn't work. Honestly, I could go on and on. It's completely unusable on my Macbook Pro, doesn't matter if it's just the live version or an installation. Obviously, I would like all that stuff to work right off the bat without having to do anything. -I also want more pentesting tools and files added to it. I know Kali has a lot of pentesting (penetration testing) tools, but there are still many out there that are not included. I want every single pentesting tool added that's available on the internet. Every single one you can think of. -I also want a bunch of wordlists built in. One being the english dictionary. Another being the spanish dictionary. Another being both dictionaries combined (those are the only two languages I deal with). And then at least 20-30 others of the most commonly used wordlists out there. -I also want as many wifi adapter drivers as you can possibly find added to it. I plan on using many wifi usb adapters while using it, and really don't want to hunt down a driver for each one. Obviously, please don't bid on this if you don't know Linux (and Kali in particular) like the back of your hand. Same thing goes for pentesting tools. Please don't waste either of our time. If you are serious about wanting this bid, let me know what tools you'd be adding on top of Kali's built in tools, and also feel free to list anything else you would add that you think I might find useful. Impress me. Show me you know how to do this. Please. I've had my time wasted on this site so many times by "coders" saying they can do a project, and it turns out they haven't the slightest idea what they are doing. I look forward to hearing from each one of you.