Hi
Your project caught me at a bad time, you see I'm excited because I've just invented a new vegan food, especially for vegans, who as you may know don't eat eggs because the chickens don't give us permission to take them. Seriously though can you imagine what it would be like if we didn't take them. The chickens would be moaning. "Can't bloody move around here for all these damn eggs. None of them hatch. Where am I meant to sit, there's no room to scratch around, it's all the fault of those bleeding vegans."
Anyway my invention is vegan eggs, I call them humorous eggs because they're made from hummus and are full of quorney yolks.
I'm a professional ghostwriter working in different mediums, including the literary world, film and stage. My stage work has received 5 star reviews at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe (and New York) and currently one of my screenplays, a comedy about three working class football supporters in London, is in pre-production with filming set to start in a few weeks with a sequel to follow. Next year sees the publication of two novels written under my own name, "Jorden Premi Bhagvan" a political thriller about an American rock superstar and "The Diary of a Middle Age English Oak Tree (volume 1)", a tongue in cheek look at English history over the last 350 years, destined for performance at Edinburgh next year.
I've come in at a low figure for this project, purely because if it works, it could be ongoing and I'm seeking new projects.
Best
Dawa