Access tutorial required

I need a 7-8 (no longer) A4 page Access tutorial written for beginners. It should provide an overview of how to create a database, build forms to populate the tables, run queries to extract data and reports to distribute. It should include brief, concise explanations and step-by-step instructions (including differences for Access 97, 2000, XP and 2003). It should also contain a few relevant screenshots in .bmp format. And we need it by Sunday lunchtime, so please quote ASAP and be ready to start work immediately! Payment will be within 7 days of receipt of your invoice following satisfactory completion.