CREATE LOGO

Hi, I am looking for someone who could create a vector logo (Illustrator or Flash preferred) for my upcoming website (blog) called INTERNET INCOME IDIOT. Please view the link below for a reference of the style (color scheme, font, and artwork - as if it were drawn by a kid): [login to view URL] The logo SHOULD BE FUNNY, HAPPY, a LITTLE RETARDED (haha), and should communicate the words "internet income" and "idiot" to the audience. The motif should revolve around red tones and black, but I'm open to suggestions. It's not necessary that the words INTERNET INCOME IDIOT are at the bottom of the graphic. You may experiment. It really depends which position would fit your design. Again, I'm open to suggestions. Please attach your best COLORED MOCK-UP with your PM. Be sure to have it WATERMARKED for your own protection. ONLY BIDS with MOCK-UPs will be entertained. Copyright will transferred to me once the artwork has been paid for. This is a small and easy project so please do not bid above $30. :( I'm looking forward to your bids! Thanks-thanks! :)