Button Creation. Do now, get paid now.

Hello. Attached, you will find an image. I need a button designed for an Android/iPhone app that has this approximate color and texture. It is OK if you sample from this image to make the button. * The button needs to appear to be 3D. * The button needs to look like a piece of excrement (poop) would look. It must have a mottled texture and edges that are not smooth. * There will be text on the button. I am looking for a sans serif font, color yellowish-orange (yes, unfortunately, urine-colored). * I would like this to be sent to me as a high-quality sample and, also, in original format (Illustrator is probably best, but I am open to other formats). NOTE: If you send me a standard bid reply, you will not win the bid. If you actually engage with me by writing a unique bid reply, you have a better chance. If you send me a mockup that's really good and your price is right, you *will* win this project.