Build an Online Store

Looking for a developer who is an absolute EXPERT in Google Analytics and FLUENT in English to setup my site. I will need to speak on Skype with them about the project so must be 100% FLUENT in English. Then go ahead and implement everything onto my website. Also setting up reports to be emailed on a regular basis with the most important data. Website Type: Membership Site Goal: To attract new members and have them signup on paid memberships. 24 Hour JOB! What I need setup: Google Analytics tracking setup Setup of goals & events Ecommerce setup (Sales Tracking) Social reporting integration Audience segmentation Setup of custom monthly e-mail reports Site speed reporting Notification & alert setup Data analysis Channel attribution reporting KPI discovery Custom dashboards - based on KPIs Funnel setup Flash tracking Visitor loyalty reporting Visitor segment bounce rate reporting Geo-profiling insights Site optimization intelligence reports Landing page tracking & reporting Email Marketing Tracking Website conversion rate recommendations Custom link tag script integration Cross domain tracking Custom Google Analytics tracking variables Website call tracking If you are 100% confident doing this then please answer the following questions in your cover letter: 1. How long have you used Google Analytic For? 2. Do you know ALL its functions/Would you consider yourself an expert? 3. Provide your Skype ID for a follow up chat 4. How long will this take you to do?