Creative Writer for Health Related Subjects

We are building out a natural health and wellness website. We are now working on the "personal interest" stories for the site. We are looking for very unusable and strange stories that are "true" in the health and wellness field that will relate to the human body such as: (what we do to it, why we put in it, what we put on it…etc) The project requires the person to locate the article, old ad, white paper, new report …etc, take the article put in a new doc, put a picture with it (if it does not have one with it) You will be required to write a "Headline" for it that will be used in a link to the ad or article , in addition you will also need to write a few "creative" lines at the beginning of the article and at the end of the article to close it. You can cut and paste the picture and the articles but if they are not in public domain then give the author credit at the end of the article. Most of what will be found will be old advertising ads that were written 50 years and as far back as 1600's. So there is no lack of unusable and strange stories someone can use. We have a few sites that we will give to the person we hire but you must find the first one for the sample you send … again we want to make sure you understand how to research and find what we are requesting. We will need 30 such ads or articles for this 1st phase of the site. If we talk with you we "Will" request that you send us 1 article formatted as we explained so that we know you understand. (we will pay you for that article IF we hire you) we will only pay for articles that are formatted correctly (you must make all article in the same format and layout …unless there is no other choice and the article is to good to let go. Please Note: there is not a lot of work involved work here, most can be cut and pasted… the only thing we request is that you do some creative writing for headline, to lead into the article or ad … and a few lines to close the article (we are looking for more humorous ads, article , news reports…. and for the creative writer to use light humor also when its appropriate) The writer "MUST SPEAK AMERICAN ENGLISH AS A FIRST LANGUAGE" IF AMERICAN ENGLISH ISNT YOUR FIRST LANGUAGE PLEASE DO NOT APLLY FOR THIS PROJECT" thank you!