Content Writing

Hi Joe. I know that feeling when a pending task isn't your forte; it sucks but now I'm here. I am ready to work with you. Creativity is my lifestyle and comedy is what I do. Let's chat. Thanks. jcyujay1

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I will provide the highest quality SEO content. I write original articles. I can deliver the voice and style that is targeted at your project needs. I look forward to working with you. Thank you!

I grew up with an outhouse as a bathroom. It was eighteen years before we had indoor plumbing, imagine that! No I didn't have a girlfriend until I was eighteen, coincidence? I think not. Worst was the winter time. It was bad enough you had to trudge through the snow to get there, but Canadian winters meant there was often a think layer of frost covering the wooden toilet seat. Thus, the hover was invented! Positioning yourself just above the frozen seat, your cheeks never actually touched the seat while you did your business. Pity the unfamiliar who actually sat down. When they stood back up to wipe the seat usually cam with them, stuck to their arse lick the kid who licked the metal pole in the playground...

I am a reliable and affordable writer who studied in English literature and running PhD student in English literature. Providing the Unreasonable Quality of Services for a Reasonable Price, and proving that a true Talent Can't Be Taught! (Please award project with milestone, without milestone I will not work.)