御担当様 おせわになります ￥ マルティーニと申します 弊社はMartini Techとして、バックおっふぃす、翻訳者（英語―日本語）を探しておきます。 やらなければいけないこと： 1） 英語→日本語 翻訳 2） 私が書いたメールを訂正 3） データー修理 4） マーケット調査など 1週間当たりだいたい10時間程度 仕事の時間が自由です 家から仕事してもOK 東京、東京の周辺でに住んでおり方のみ 1時間当たり～1000円まで
...私たちが仕事をするうえで最も大切にしていることは、まず世の中にあるデザインの優れているものを徹底的に集め、分析することです。 That we are the most important in terms of the work, thoroughly collect what first is better some of the design in the world, it is to analyze. 仕事の契約をした際には、私たちの会社の名前もお伝えします。 At the time of the contract of work, it also tells the name of our company. 【仕事内容について】 みなさまに協力してほしいことは、世の中にある優れたデザインを集めてほしいです。 About Job Description] that you want to cooperate with everyone is, I want to collect excellent design in the world. 世界中の大手企業のアニュルレポート、ＣＳＲレポート、サスティナビリティーレポート、会社案内を収集したいです。 Leading companies in the A Nurburgring reports around the world, CSR report, Sustainability report, we want to collect the company guidance. 世界の各地域（ヨーロッパ、北米、アジアなど）ごとに人をアサインします。ただし、同じ地域に複数人依頼する場合もあります。 Each...
Please to recover the 500 Internal Server Error that occurred in the construction sites in Magento. 500 Internal Server Error is now displayed in normal operation to have a site that has been built with magento. I do not remember such as changes to the file. Only the 500 Internal Server Error front end of the site is displayed. Back ...tried it. Change permissions using the magento-cleanup.php. Installation condition confirmation using the magento-check.php. Delete of .htaccess. It is desired. iam not a native English speaker, you understand me well patience view. I want you to do it. I want to return the site to normal display and correct the error. Submission of the cause description and accurate and detailed work report of error. It is important. Speed, pric...
...server with dummy data, you can try from remote. development can do english based with skype, github,mail and so on. We hope to good offshore appications. Thanks now we are searching below project enginner. 1 upgrade SQL server SSIS import program 2005 to 2012 SSIS side is improt form exel to dbo and job lancher is C# based exe. Req Skill C# 2000, SSIS, SQL prototype, ex- version will remained Documets also you need to upgarede customizing and version up job. Becase some field connection was changed. 2 upgarde SSRS program 2005 to 2012 small customizing upgarde checking. over 100 report should upgarde All required hourly job regards MS製品のSQLとSSIS、SSRSをサーバサイドに使用し フロントサイドをPHP+IISのMSソリューションベースのCRMシステムを作成使用しています 継続的にお出しできる開発箇所がございますのでご応募お待ちしていま...
...All MS solution based. We have Server side engineer in house. we have test server with dummy data, you can try from remote. development can do english based with skype, github,mail and so on. We hope to good offshore appications. Thanks now we are searching below project enginner. 1 upgrade SQL server SSIS import program2005 to 2012 SSIS side is improt form CSV to DB, job lancher is C# based. Req Skill C# 2000, SSIS, SQL 2 upgarde SSRS program 2005 to 2012 small customizing upgarde checking. over 100 report should upgarde 3 php with sql add new searching view etc stored exec, view,dbo, will be made by server side so you only made front side. need github and wrike regards MS製品のSQLとSSIS、SSRSをサーバサイドに使用し フロントサイドをPHP+IISのMSソリューションベースのCRMシステムを作成使用...
Hello, We are a Japanese owned Los Angeles Based Apparel Online store company. We are looking for someone who can update the website everyday. -No Need to Be ab...need to use HTMLat all. You just select the item code from our website and set into the system everyday. SKILLS REQUIRED Ability to arrange items in a meaningful, atttractive manner. Lets say if its getting closer to summer, it makes sense to have swimwear. and swimwear matches so well with sunglasses. I would like you to be interested in female sexy apparel and costume. You have to report online everyday via skype that the job is done. This is the requirement. Being able to communiate via skype is must. You can do the task anytime at your convenience. This time I am going to hire someone with lowe...
...region. - Can upload autoposts to Facebook Marketplace using multiple browsers at once - Can Autopost Facebook Marketplace with Excel Import Format - Autopost Facebook Marketplace Duplicate Product Preventer - Autopost Facebook Marketplace Settings to Prevent Banned Accounts - Auto Post Facebook Marketplace Bulk Edit Facebook Marketplace that has been input - The input Facebook Marketplace Autopost Report & Status can be exported - You can search for Facebook groups based on keywords with the selected status of groups that are joined or already joined. For unjoined groups that we have searched for, you can auto join. - Can Auto Post to Facebook Group Each feature has Add, Filter, Combobox options, check, delete in the required places Create a License Key in Program For Acce...
I need an experienced AutoCAD professional to convert 4 hand-drawn sketches to accurate, scaled engineering blueprints. Requirements: - The focus will be on creating basic outlines with dimensions, as opposed to full detail or annotations. - The sketches will need to include Mechanical Symbols. - Additionally, I need a PDF copy of each sketch, scaled to 11"x17" paper size. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in AutoCAD for creating engineering blueprints. - Familiarity with Mechanical Symbols and notations. - Ability to work from basic hand-drawn sketches to generate high-quality, accurate plans. - Previous experience in creating scaled PDF copies would be an advantage.
I'm seeking a statistic...analysis will need to be presented in a written report. I'm looking for a comprehensive breakdown of the data with statistical insights and interpretations. Key Requirements: - Proficient in statistical analysis with R - - Ability to provide a comprehensive breakdown of data - Strong analytical and problem-solving skills - Excellent written communication skills Your analysis will form the basis of a written report, which must include statistical data and insights. It's essential that you can translate complex data into clear, actionable recommendations. If you have experience in presenting data in a visually appealing and easy-to-understand way, that would be a huge plus. Looking forward to working with a skilled statistician who...
...comprehensive Industrial Experience Report highlighting my internship at Electrical Shelf - an electrical engineering firm. I would like the report to focus on the following aspects: - Electrical system design: This includes designing circuit diagrams, calculating power requirements, and selecting the right components. A good understanding of electrical engineering principles and practices will be required for this. - Switching board assembly: This involves understanding wiring diagrams, troubleshooting electrical faults, and ensuring proper insulation and safety measures. Experience in handling electrical assembly tasks will be beneficial. - Problem-solving techniques: My internship entailed regular problem-solving tasks. The freelancer shoul...
I am looking to embark on a project that requires expertise in telecommunications, specifically in designing point to point communication systems like simplex, duplex, using radio as the communication type. To see this project to its fruition, I will need a professional who can design a communication link with various parameters. Thereafter, we'll need to carry out Link-level modeling and simulations in Matlab. The ideal candidate should: - Have a solid understanding of point to point communication systems, specifically both simplex and duplex systems. - Be proficient in using MATLAB for simulations. Following the simulation, we'll analyze the performance of our designed system using several metrics. For the simplex system, we would be interested in asses...
I need a comprehensive HTML/CSS solution for my report pages. it must be clean code with easy names class and id's not generated with ai Key Requirements: 5 pdf files not just this one . - Create inputs: I'm in need of a web developer to build inputs that can be used to create a real report. - Input types: The report inputs should include text, number, and date inputs, as well as checkboxes and tables. - Layout: The layout of the report pages should be exactly as shown in the sample page I will provide. Ideal skills for this job include: - Proficiency in HTML, CSS, and JavaScript. - Experience with form creation and layout design. - Attention to detail to ensure the layout is replicated accurately. i have x5 reports needed to be done not j...
...have an Excel sheet with construction project data that I'd like to convert into a Power BI report. This sheet includes data from various projects of different types in a mix-use development setting. Key requirements: - Convert the Excel sheet data to a visually appealing and informative Power BI report - Create a Power BI report that can be easily updated with new data and link with Excel sheets - Ensure the report is user-friendly and can be navigated easily - Internal Links within Power BI to enhance user interaction Ideal skills and experience: - Proficient in Power BI, with a portfolio that showcases similar projects - Experience in working with construction project data, preferably mix-use developments - Excellent data visualizat...
...loading/unloading of goods, etc. REQUIREMENTS: • Must be living in (or nearby) Kepanjen, Malang • Has a camera or phone/tablet of quality with a camera, internet access Please see the attached file for the site visit guideline. You are only required to deliver the pictures, video & observations and are not expected to put together a report like the Sample Report. Note: Milestone will be released the following week after the site visit to give us time to organize the report and contact you if we need additional clarification....
...etc. REQUIREMENTS: • Must be living in (or nearby) San Fabian, Pangasinan, Philippines • Has a camera or phone/tablet of quality with a camera, internet access Please see the attached file for the site visit guideline. You are only required to deliver the pictures, video & observations and are not expected to put together a report like the Sample Report. Note: Milestone will be released the following week after the site visit to give us time to organize the report and contact you if we need additional clarification....
...are any stages of the process where resources only become available once the previous sample has been processed. c. Second, write out the relevant equations associated with each step of the process, and construct a formula for the overall time in system. d. Use relevant notation and write out equations using Equation Editor in Word. e. Note – the rule of thumb is that any reader can pick up your report and replicate your results by following the methods. 2. Use mean values of each parameter to construct an “average” solution. a. Unit of interest – a DNA sample collected by a CSI. That is, each sample must be modelled individually. b. Assume both CSI and forensics lab operations work 24/7. c. Model precisely ONE WEEK of sampling – any samples that ar...
I am looking for a skilled social media expert to manage my advertising campaigns on Facebook and Instagram. The primary goal of these campaigns is to significantly boost our sales and conversions. Key Responsibilities: - Strategize and execute targeted ad campaigns on Facebook and Instagram - Optimize campaigns to increase conversions and sales - Regularly monitor and report on the performance of the ads Ideal Candidate: - Previous experience in managing successful social media ad campaigns, particularly on Facebook and Instagram - Strong understanding of conversion optimization techniques - Familiarity with targeting professionals aged 25-40 - Analytical skills to assess and improve campaign performance Please provide a portfolio of your previous work and any relevant qualifica...
I need a new design for my electric heater. It should be contemporary, yet professional and highly effective. Key requirements include: - No use of a ball in the design. - The end product must be aesthetically pleasing. - The heater should reflect a modern design aesthetic. - Preference for ceramic material Ideal skills and experiences: - Proven experience in heater design, specifically electric type. - Strong understanding and appreciation of modern design. - Materials engineering or similar, with a focus on ceramics. - Proven record of professional and highly functional designs. In addition to your technical skills, a creative eye and attention to detail will be crucial for this project.
I'm looking for a diligent professional who can implement an Internet price research mechanism for the electronic products listed within a .csv file. The deliverable I expect from this project is a separate report containing the price of each product, along with additional details such as a link to the retailer's page and the price history. Key Responsibilities: - Extracting and updating the price information of electronic products from the Internet, based on the .csv file provided. - Incorporating a detailed report that includes the prices, a link to the retailer's page, and the price history of each product. Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in data extraction, research, and analysis. - Experience with web scraping tools. - Strong organizational s...
I require an Arabic speaker and content writer who, within three days, can create a comprehensive 10-page report and PowerPoint presentation on participating in a tourism region in Saudi at the Umrah in al Madinah Monawarah city. Key Deliverables: - A report that details Historical Landmarks, Cultural Experiences, and Tourist Attractions - A PowerPoint presentation that succinctly summarizes major points in the report Target Audience: - The documents should be prepared with tourists and investors in mind. They should be designed to inform and inspire. Main Objective: - The main purpose is to justify our participation in this region's tourism. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Native Arabic speaker - Proven content writing experience - Excellent presentation ski...
I'm seeking a skilled academic writer with a deep understanding of EEG data, Autism, and Deep Learning. Key Project Details: - Word Count: 7000-10000 words - Objective: To write an academic paper based on our proposed method and offered results Your main responsibilities for this project will include: - Crafting a comprehensive academic paper on the relationship between EEG data, Autism, and Deep Learning. - Writing a literature review that underpins our proposed method and results. - Ensuring the paper adheres to academic standards, including proper citation and referencing. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven track record in academic writing in the EEG data, Autism, and Deep Learning domain. - Strong understanding of academic research methodologies. - Knowledge o...
I'm seeking a professional who can help with a comprehensive directorship record che...Mozambique. Key Requirements: - Directorship Record Check: Specifically, I need all current and past directorships of the candidates to be scrutinized. - Jurisdiction: The check should be focused on Mozambique alone. - Report: I require a comprehensive report which should detail all current and past directorships of the candidate. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong background in vetting and background checks, preferably in Mozambique. - Experience in conducting comprehensive directorship checks. - Proficient in generating detailed and organized reports. This project is essential in ensuring the credibility and transparency of our potential hires. Your expertise in this d...
EN Project with the intention of reducing the time for creating cutting files and eliminating errors in saving. Aplication Area: Engineering and manufacturing Automation of saving cutting files and manipulation of drawings, 1 - Save cutting files, considering the file type and correct naming. There is a file with several layers categorized in a standard way, these layers should be separated and saved in different files with specific names according to the layer. 2 - Save steel cutting files and possibly make changes/cuts (e.g., Slide). PT Projeto com intenção reduzir tempo de criação de arquivos de corte e eliminar erros no salvamento. Area: Engenharia e manufatura Automatização de salvamento de arquivos de corte e manipula&...
I'm currently in need of a WordPress developer with a keen understanding of plugin integration. Specifically, I have a plugin earmarked for the purpose of boosting my website's speed performance. Ideal expe...and plugin integration - Previous work involving website speed optimisation - Comprehensive understanding of performance metrics - Knowledge in resolving potential compatibility issues with existing plugins Your main task will involve: - Integration of a specific plugin designed to enhance website speed - Ensuring the plugin is functioning properly after integration - Providing a comprehensive report on the improved speed performance The current speed performance of the site hasn't been assessed thus far. After integration, I expect significant improvements ...
I'm seeking an Excel expert to help me with data analysis, formulas, and pivot tables. I work with Excel 2019. Key Responsibilities: - I want to see the mode of payment according to date wise in report sheet according to datewise Ideal skills and experience: - Proficient in Excel 2019. - Expertise in data analysis, formulas, and pivot tables. - Experience in creating automated reports or dashboards (desirable but not mandatory). - Excellent communication and problem-solving skills.
...skilled Mechanical Engineer with expertise in light steel construction to join our team. The ideal candidate will be responsible for assisting with project design and conducting various calculations for transportation and container fitting of the product. This individual will collaborate closely with our in-house engineer to achieve common goals and deliver high-quality results. Responsibilities: - Assist in project design and development processes - Conduct calculations for transportation and container fitting of products - Collaborate with the in-house engineer to ensure project success - Provide technical expertise and support throughout the project lifecycle - Ensure adherence to industry standards and best practices Requirements: - Proven...
Looking for a vibrant and innovative partner to take our brand's online presence to the next level. Expertise in social media and captivating content creation is key, as we aim to engage a...Develop unique, visually appealing content that resonates with our demographic * Craft engaging stories that reflect brand values and attract ages 21- 45 * Drive traffic and conversions through compelling calls-to-action Ideal Candidate: - Proven track record in social media growth and content curation - A keen eye for design, matching brand aesthetics - Experience with the latest social media trends, targeting the stated demographics - Ability to measure, analyze, and report on social media metrics We're committed to a consistent brand message infused with creativity. Let...
I'm looking for a skilled individual who has a good understanding of Mechanical Engineering and Data Science to help me set up a database that records the live feed of on-board sensors in a car. Key Responsibilities: - Utilizing an On-Board Diagnostic Tool and an app to record the data - Implementing a database to store the collected sensor data - Analyzing the data primarily for predictive maintenance using statistical analysis Ideal Skills: - Mechanical Engineering background - Proficiency in working with On-Board Diagnostic Tools - Strong experience in statistical analysis - Knowledge of database management systems and data analysis tools - Experience in predictive maintenance is a plus This project requires attention to detail, analytical thinking, and the...
Hi, for my final year BCom project, I seek an intern well-versed in analyzing mixed data. Key Duties: Merchant personal information, Profit and loss account, labours fees, Other expenses, Store Images, ? - Deep-dive data analysis - Generating actionable insights from mixed qualitative and quantitative data About You: - Proficient in data analysis techniques - Experience or interest in marketing - Excellent report writing skills Should you possess relevant skills in these areas, your assistance will prove invaluable in my project.
I urgently need a skilled Electronics Engineer who is proficient in working with Cadence Virtuoso. Your tasks will include: - Designing a simple circuit - Capturing th...Virtuoso. Your tasks will include: - Designing a simple circuit - Capturing the schematic of the circuit - Creating a PCB layout of the circuit - Writing a comprehensive report on the completed tasks Due to the urgency of this project, I would prefer someone who can get started as soon as possible. Ideal Skills: - Expertise in Electronics Engineering - Proficiency in circuit design - Solid experience with schematic capture - Strong skills in PCB layout - Experience in Cadence Virtuoso - Ability to write clear and comprehensive reports I look forward to receiving your bids and wo...
...the critical tech design and architecture decisions for your team. It is your responsibility to drive projects forward, mentor junior team members, ensure alignment with the company’s overall architectural direction, and contribute to continuous improvement initiatives. By delivering innovative and reliable software, you will contribute to the success of our organization and make a meaningful impact to thousands of customers and millions of users. What you’ll do ● Lead and develop high-quality working software, with a solid design and architecture that is consistent with our overall company-wide approach ● Provide technical guidance and mentorship to less experienced team members ● Partner with Architecture and Engineering...
...can match my attention to detail. Here's how the workflow will go: - I'll provide you with a link to upload the text files that need checking. - You'll carefully go through each document, specifically focusing on finding and correcting any formatting errors, ensuring that they are consistent and adhere to my standards. Once you've completed the review, I would like you to: - Compile a separate report of the errors you have found. This will help me quickly implement corrections. Ideal Skills: - Excellent attention to detail - Proficiency in understanding and correcting formatting errors - Good command of the English language - Ability to compile reports in a clear and concise manner Previous experience in editing or proofreading will be highly advantageous....
- I have 3 questions need you to help complete (given that they are just some parts of my report, so introduction and conclusion are not needed) - Word requirement: 2000 words in total. - At least 10 references in total - No AI and Plagiarism (Turn-it-in report is required from you) Questions need to be completed: 1. Are computational thinking and AI education important? 2. What do you think future teacher education developments may need to prepare teachers to teach computational thinking and AI? Provide justifications for your reasoning. 3. Are you ready to teach computational thinking and AI in schools? What support or resources do you need to prepare yourself to teach such knowledge?
...that you're proficient in email marketing strategies and have past experience in using SendinBlue. Key Responsibilities: - Managing the entire email marketing process from sign up to booking - Create and implement strategies for boosting product sales - Develop engaging and personalized email content for customers - Work on customer retentions through strategic emails - Regularly analyze and report on the performance of email campaigns - Suggest and implement improvements for better results Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience using SendinBlue or similar email marketing platforms - Strong understanding of email marketing strategies and practices - Proficiency in creating engaging and personalized email content - Experience in boosting sales through email marke...
...range of school-specific features and ensure that it can handle the significant amount of students enrolled (500 or more). Key Features: - **Student Attendance Tracking**: An essential feature that will allow efficient monitoring of student attendance. It should be easily navigable and facilitate real-time updates. - **Gradebook and Report Card Generation**: A feature that will automate the grading process, enabling teachers to input grades and generate student report cards efficiently. - **Parent Communication Portal**: A secure platform through which parents can access important information about their children's academic performance and school activities. This portal should also facilitate two-way communication between parents and teachers. Ideal Skills and Exper...
I'm looking for a skilled freelancer well-versed in comprehensive social media management, specifically on Facebook and Instagram. Your tasks will include: - Creating compelling content which aligns with my brand's voice - Managing targeted ad campaigns - Analyzing campaign data for ...weekly written reports - Establishing and tracking KPIs and ROI The main goal of this campaign is to enhance brand awareness and effectively generate leads. The intended target audience is those between the ages of 28 and 55. Ideal candidates should have a wealth of experience in social media content creation, strategic ad campaign management, data analysis, video production, and marketing report writing. Proven ability in driving lead generation and brand visibility will place you at ...
I'm in need of a skilled freelancer to support me in a comprehensive research task. Key Requirements: - Your expertise in market, competitor and user behavior analysis is essential. - Ability to compile a report with findings and analysis is a must.
Project Description: We are seeking a highly skilled High-Performance Computing (HPC) Engineer with expertise in shell scripting and workflow automation to assist in the evaluation and enhancement of the Parallel Works platform. The successful candidate will need to execute various tasks involving cloud cluster management, running pre-installed workflows, and handling both basic and advanced system integrations. Experience with MPI (Message Passing Interface), Singularity containers, and batch scripting is crucial.
I'm urgently looking for a highly skilled frontend developer for the creation of a professional dashboard. The dashboard must support both right-to-left and left-to-right languages and encompass a variety of features: • Data visualization: this is crucial for us to visually comprehend our information and data. • User management: we need this to streamline profile access, security, duties, etc. • Report generation: this feature should enable us to create comprehensive reports. • Graphs It is must be hight quality
I'm seeking an Electrical Engineering tutor to help me with Electric Circuits 2, one-on-one, text-based chat session
...the last 7 days? ______” Computer-based programming and software : Use SPSS Instructions: You have 4 pages (minimum) to describe the planning, implementation, and evaluation of this study. Be sure to include and describe, in detail, the 4 areas below: Theoretical foundation for this study. Please outline the constructs and its application to this scenario. Describe the research design, in detail, including other methods that you would use to implement the study (e.g., recruitment strategy, program planning tools, etc.). Describe an evaluation plan, including process evaluation. Develop an evaluation tool (types of survey questions) that would be appropriate for this scenario, given the main outcome. You should include other var...
I am in need of proficient sales individuals or t...corporations at the national level, is essential. Below are the specifics of this project: • Sale of TV Airtime: The main task is facilitating the sale of broadcasting airtime to national corporations for advertising purposes. You should have strong negotiation skills and an in-depth understanding of TV marketing. • Campaign Duration: This project is expected to run for a medium-term period between 4 to 6 months. A regular report on sales progress will be required over this duration. Ideal candidates for this role would have previous experience in television marketing or sales at a national level. I look forward to ambitious and motivated individuals or teams who are goal-oriented and can commit to t...
I have a specific vision for a residential pool that needs an experienced pool engineer to bring to life. - The pool should have a custom shape, no...a specific vision for a residential pool that needs an experienced pool engineer to bring to life. - The pool should have a custom shape, not the typical rectangular or freeform. The specific design will be discussed more in-depth once the project commences. - The pool should include particular features I desire such as pool lighting and a sun ledge. Ideally, the freelancer should have vast experience in designing and engineering residential swimming pools, specifically those of custom shapes. A strong understanding of pool lighting and sun ledge installation is also necessary for this project. Together, le...
...proficient professional to conduct a Tier 2 Security Assessment of our web application; specifically focusing on evaluating compliance with security standards. Your targets for this assessment include, but are not limited to: - Analyzing how our system handles user registration and authentication processes - Identifying potential vulnerabilities within these functionalities - Providing an actionable report on how to harden our security measures in conformity with the best industry standards. The ideal candidate will have extensive experience in web application security, specifically in auditing user registration and authentication procedures. Your practical insights into advanced security measures will be highly appreciated. Please provide us with examples of similar projects y...
...the site's security and integrity. Responsibilities: Diagnose and resolve the "502 Bad Gateway" error. Review and modify IAM permissions to ensure both security and functionality. Confirm that all components of the AWS environment (like EC2, RDS) are properly configured and interacting without issues. Ensure the Django application is securely configured and fully operational. Provide a brief report on the changes made and any recommendations for future best practices. Requirements: Proven experience with AWS services (EC2, IAM, RDS) and Django. Ability to communicate clearly and deliver within a tight deadline. Good problem-solving skills and attention to detail. Deliverables: A fully functional Django website without any 502 errors. Updated and secure AWS conf...
See...Developer to undertake some key aspects of a large-scale relational database for our office team. Tasks include: - Database Design and Development: Plan and construct a robust relational database incorporating more than 20 tables. - Form Creation and Customization: Create and customize user-friendly forms for data input and manipulation. - Report Generation and Analysis: Design analytical reports that will aid our decision making. Ideal skills: Proficiency in Microsoft Access, understanding of relational database theory and form design, experience with report generation and analysis. Prior experience working on large-scale databases would be a plus. This project offers a challenge but also a great opportunity for you to showcase your ex...
...a bug report, I would not like to receive a reply from you like, “The script works 100% perfectly for me on Google Chrome on Windows 11. Because I am a 100% perfect engineer, who always ships code that is 100% bug-free, I am 100% certain that the code is 100% cross-platform compatible; therefore, I am 100% certain that it is your fault that the script is not running properly.” Of course I am being facetious. No engineer I've ever worked with has explicitly made such ludicrous statements. Nonetheless, I want you to understand the frustration I have had dealing with incompetent, self-professed software engineers who have shipped me buggy code which they failed to test on Linux, and then blamed me. ******* SPECIFICATIONS ******* I will send you complete specifica...
